Clay Dzygun

You know, when you think about it, Steppin’ Tron appeals to a wide range of people. His name alone personifies diversity. The white people like it because it has spice and flavor that makes them feel special. The gays are immediately reminded of their favorite dance routine or “High School Musical” movie moment. (Actually, that’s more gay men, the lesbians just like it’s assertiveness.) The geeks believe it to be the name of a super, all-powerful robot that they themselves will build and will ultimately get them laid. The minorities like it because it has rhythm and substitutes apostrophies for letters. Religious fundamentalists prepare to march to Zion, and Heaven help you if you get in their way because they sure as hell wont. Children in the 5th grade and younger like it because you can say it making like a million different voices and it’ll still be cool/funny. Middle school kids like it because it suggests something rebellious. High schoolers feel nostalgic for “the good old days” when everything was much easier and life didn’t hate you so much. Actually that applies to middle school as well. College students like it because you can make it into like a million different drinking games and it’ll still get you laid. Old people like it because it keeps them in touch with kids these days. The uneducated recognize and identify with its rawness and simplicity. People with higher than a bachelor’s degree and the rich feel its existance was predicated by them in an effort to give back to the community. And forigners will immediately latch on to it in 15 years as the new American fad that must permeate their entire existance until it is publicly and vehimantly admonished in the open streets.

I mean that is some amazingly diverse appreciation. He should run for President. I, myself, really don’t like labels, so I don’t think any of this is funny.

seanbury:

And Pizza Robot comes to its conclusion. Let the fan fiction begin!

attentiondoozers:

Mount up

teamtigerawesome:

Pizza Robot: Vengence

Will Steppin’ Tron and the gang get their revenge? Will Banana Gorilla get away with Murder? All your questions will be answered in the final episode of the Pizza Robot Trilogy.

Starring Clay Dzygun, C.J. Meeks, Chelsea Bradshaw, Christian Langera, Eric Cire, and Renee Hill.

Part 1 of Pizza Robot
Part 2 of Pizza Robot

Fallen Hero

My camera has gone from me. It has served me well. I shall mourn…

…Silence creeps towards me. The kind of silence that seems to open up into an entirely new dimension that will never reveal itself. Somehow it starts deep in the recesses of my brain and slowly works it’s way out. Thought has even lost its voice as the deadliest calm overpowers the eardrums; they seem to sag in, oh so slightly, in a defeated surrender. Silence grows. It brings Cold with it. The two masters of the moment slowly and deliberately creep throughout the body, stifling all resistance and enslaving every molecule to their cause, one by one. Breath is slow and deliberate; it is told be so. There is no Numbness. There is no Pain. Silence and Cold prepare - Emptiness is near. The wait is over. Hope, dwindling more and more, stirs for perhaps the last time. Sight is called into battle. A block of yellow appears. It takes form, defining six sides and outlining itself in thin black. Thought rushes to Sight’s aid. The shape continues to form as letters seep out of the yellow. Finally, it is complete. Thought and Sight rejoice as more of their comrades awaken to welcome back their old friend…Hope. Cold and Silence forelornly retreat for now; they have been beaten. Emptiness shall wait…

…Mourning has ended. Best Buy has more cameras. Funds shall be collected.

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